Campaigning is not easy.
Hold all my calls for two hours.
Hold all my calls for two hours.
We’re at a unique crossroads in our history. The choice we make as to whom shall lead our country beginning in 2017 will have reverberations for decades. I’ve mulled this decision over during my ample sleep time, and with each passing day and with each new poll showing the likes of Donald Trump leading the GOP charge, I feel I’ve been left with no choice.
Today, I am announcing formally my bid for the highest elected office in the land. Join me below the delightful ball of orange string for the exciting details on how I plan to lead our vibrant land to heights it’s never even dreamed of reaching.