As we all learned from a young age, the best way to win people over to your cause is by what? Presenting a fact-based argument free of emotional entanglement? No. Pleading emotionally, the ol’ tugging-on-the-heartstrings, cue-the-sappy-background-music gambit? Nope. Condescending to your audience by questioning their intelligence if they don’t agree with you?
Bingo!
You’re all so stupid it damn near causes me physical pain. Now, please, support my cause!
And here’s a picture of my cat celebrating St. Patrick’s Day:
