Here’s the latest tweet from President Trump:
A sketch years later about a nonexistent man. A total con job, playing the Fake News Media for Fools (but they know it)!
Wow.
"A sketch years later about a nonexistent man" sounds like an intriguing blurb about a mystery novel.
Heaven knows he’s too busy tweeting and angrying up his blood about all the horrible truths that are being said about him to write a novel. So, I say we do it for him. Here’s our cast:
Angelo Spacatelli, our protagonist/narrator. He dabbles in finance and politics. He’s foul-mouthed. He’s also a private eye.
Stormy Drang, a streetwise hooker with a dark past.
Spike, a vagabond with a Forrest Gump-like penchant for appearing everywhere.
Harry, a mild-mannered accountant who bears an uncanny resemblance to Spike.
Maggie, Angelo’s long-suffering wife.
Kyle, someone from Maggie’s past.
Our novel begins...
A sketch years later about a nonexistent man -- some called him Spike, while others insisted they knew him as Harry. And how did Maggie figure into all of this? When I showed her the sketch, she dropped her coffee mug and with a catch in her voice told me, "That--that's Kyle!"
I would spend the next 13 years of my life putting all the pieces together.
Okay, have it, fellow Kossacks. Let’s make gang-novelizing great again.